Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Salgaonkaing Vs Nishant Bagan

"This is turning out to be a close contest for
those of you who just joined in the score is  2-2  two self goals by 
both sides have kept both teams in the game. Lets hope some thing
exciting happens"






Both clubs look equally incapable of scoring a goal.. Salgaokaring and Nishant Bagan( not actual clubs)..



"Oh wait a min FC Salgaonkarings star player Gamu is running through the defence of the
opposition"



Gamu's trade mark cigarette in one hand. Stopping fr convenient breaks..
every.. 20 mts. and the
occasional
lighting of cigarette from the cigarette shop just 2 minutes from the
stadium main gate, Since flammable Items not allowed in the stadium.
Down with those damn
terrorists.



The only thing between him and the post are the 2 rouge defenders. Nikhil and Mallu.
Nikhil is hitting on a girl in the audience. Using sign language.
Mallu is on the feild with 2 phones. One for sms's and the other for calling long distance.



Back to Gamu..







Gamu can see the goal
post manned by Macha. Now macha is the veteran of many matches. Hes won
many gold medals for his heroics on and off the Field. His latest claim
to fame is winning the man of match award before the match.
incidentally he fractures his hand in that game.



Back to Gamu
..



 He's about to score the winning goal. He takes
some time to adjust fr the wind. He takes 2 practice swings at the
ball. In the middle of the Stadium.

The crowd goes wild.
People cheering Gamuuuu.. Gamuuuuuuu......

In
the meantime the latest acquisition from the Argentinian G side
Gonzalves realises how close Gamu is to the Goal post. He knows Macha
is injured.. he cant save a goal on his left.
its do or die




In the meantime..



 Errol sitting  high up  in his  Blimp takes a break from peeing and
spitting on the crowd. And realises i should get back to commentary. He
kick s Raj who was dancing to the Ki(A)NK sound track. And they both
get back to
commentary.



Back to Gamu who's still trying to aim for the post
.



Gonzalves is running.
Comes in and Slides ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...AAAAAAAAA...AAAA

Gamu.. is tossed up into the air.

The
ball vanishes. The stadium disappears. The audience changes into 3
people
Mustafa ,Nikhil and a very sleepy Mallu.. Gamu lands on his ass.. A
minor tsunami is triggered. People in Indonesia get their feet wet.


Stop day dreaming Gamu.. U cant kick that high..

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