Back Ground Noise

Far away in the advanced part of an advanced galaxy in an advanced solar system on a Highly advanced Planet of Butt juice lived a very advanced race of Flying Monkeys. They had taken care of the regular problems of hunger poverty housing war etc now wanted to spread the message of peace to other parts of the galaxy.
They tried hard.

Every time they landed on a new planet they would be considered hostile. The UFO making industry was flourishing. They managed to get a warm reception from the small planet of Chairs but the Butt juice word for "Hi" translated to chair language meant "I want to hump your cattle" This turned into an all out war. As we all know Cows are highly revered .They had to turn to new and imaginative ways of communication . They thought of sign language. But this was quickly taken as an act of vandalism and huge amount of money and effort was wasted on Crop circle's.

The monkeys really wanted some one hear them out.

In early 1947 on a reckon mission in Roswell USA. The driver of the UFO fell asleep while flying the craft crashing the brand new X500 kl UFO. They dint even get a proper funeral .Several messages demanding the return of the bodies were again dismissed as Crop circle's. Followed by many hovers over the night sky with flashing light (the universal signal for gives us back the bodies of our friends), which was again disputed by top skeptics as a rare phenomenon where the gas from a tar pit near by rose up and reflected the light shining from Neptune.

Frustrated the Flying monkeys finally decided to make the contact with a country other than the USA.

They decided a place randomly. They also managed to make some sort of alteration to their body to blend inn.

The descended upon this mass of people huge number millions of people on the streets. Chanting and singing.

"How did they know we are coming?"
They were jubilant knowing that they are accepted and wanted. Now they parked they UFO far away. They had to get to the front of the rally. Where they were assuming would be a stage with garlands hugs and kisses from hot chicks. And the sharing of the universal message of peace cultural exchanges and all that.

This is so tough getting to the front. Both the Aliens(Flying monkeys)frustrated reached the front of the processions it was the ocean. They were trapped and didn't know how to swim. They tried to get back. The legions of people were coming towards them with some sort of brightly colored object. The poor aliens were terrified.They though this was a sabotage.

We have just learned that the Flying monkeys are pissed off and declared war on every one in frustration.